Im throwing my son a Shrek party , i have everythng , i just need help on naming a couple of things.?

example of the menu : Swamp Stew ( green jello w/ gummy worms ) , Ear Wax & Cotton Swabs ( cheese dip & pretzel sticks ) , Swamp Juice ( lime sherbet , w/ sprite & frozen limeade, green food color ), Dirt Cake for b-day boy , Slime & Chips ( guacamole & chips )... now for the food were having hot dogs & hamburgers , i need help naming those two......THANX !!